How To Stay Fit On A Shoestring
The markets may be contracting, on a global basis, but as a society our own personal bottom lines are expanding. Don't let the downturn get you down, and read how to keep yourself in shape on a shoestring.

The Market Downturn Recession Survival Guide
Given the events lately, it seemed like this is a good time to visit how to survive downswings in the market.
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During times of contraction, people tend to spend less. Go figure. If you're looking to stock a bar full of bracers - and given what happened on Monday, September 29, who couldn't use a drink -, check out Paul Bennett's How To Stock A Bar on a Budget.
Eric Asimov, of The New York Times The Pour breaks down more Modest Luxuries For Lean Times.

Need A Laugh
Last week was a rough week in the market. Lots of history made (The SEC banned a certain type of trading), and some history loss (Lehman's survived The Depression). We survived by watching that Saturday Night Live skit over and over. Try some laughter therapy. It's highly recommended.

Already got a proficient Palin accent - I can see Russia from my house? Check out some humor at Hank's expense. Like his Nigerian Money Scam.

But whatever you do, don't dis Dave (Letterman).He will call you out on it, on national TV!